I went to the local garage as the " you've been tangoed light came on" on the dash.

Started fillingup and thought i would put £30 in as only had that in cash on me.

Got to £21.45 and it cut out, i thought what its not full yet....

Maybe the tank has run out in the station...
So i trotted inside where the lady said, " we are rationing the fuel to £20 per vehicle".


Thats fine love il just reverse then and drive back in and add the extra


She said well i suppose so you could