Best job was working in a cinema as a Projectionist. Got paid to sit on my arse most the time playing solitair or reading magazines/newspapers, then having to check all the films before they were shown to the public incase of sound or visual faults. Watched so many films in a empty 500 seater screen

Got paid to watch things like Terminator 3, Spiderman 2 and Matrix 3 twice each before official release

but downfall was watching Piglets Big Movie

Only left cause I was working till 3am almost every weekend and the other staff were doing a worst job than me (Putting on wrong films, putting in the wrong trailers, watching TV and putting films on late) but got paid £2 more per hour
Worst job had to be working for Sextons (Now brought out by Toad PLC) in the Head Office. I was in the service dept started off as a trainee, but didn't get showed anything. An admin position came up, so I took that. Then they decided I would be in charge of all the return stock (i.e. making up new boxes, ordering missing parts such as manuals, wiring, etc). I left after a few months and about 6mts-1yr later the dept shut cause no one carried on the work I was doing and it over run them, so they contracted it to another company