i leave my computer for a few days and i get, literally, thousands of junk emails

from teusday evening to thursday evening i had 3,000+ emails, and around 300 of them were from passionford telling me someone had replied to a post, about 10 were from tesco offering me cheap insurance and books, a few more were from friends, but the rest were telling me that i should look at scanitly clad celebrities, enlage my birth, send her to ecstasy, make me a millionare, final demands from paypal before "my accounts are frozed" and other such subjects

and these are the ones that get through the spam filter

i'll find some over thwe weekend and post them up, they really are quite hilarious