don't read a statement out, or submit one, that says "i was working out teh odds of me being flashed or not and then thought "fuck it" and now i'm grovveling to you because it's going to mean points on my lisence"

don't make it out that you put your foot down to get through the lights

you were driving along, sensibly, the lights were approaching, your foot lifted off the throttle and hovered over the brake pedal for a split second, then it went down on the accelerater again as you had passed the point of no return, as it did so, the lights changed, your momentum would have seen you stopping in the middle of the lights if you had put the anchors on, you realise that it was a mistake and, due to having made alterations to your driving style, you can confidently ensure that there is only going to be one reslut from this and that is you will approach evry set of lights with this mistake firmly embeded in your consiousness to prevent this one off event ever occouring again in the future

if they bum rape you then take it, if they let you off then don't collapse and faint like you've just been given the 11th hour pardon from the death sentance either

just nod your head and rememebr to listen to what they say and not let the blood that's rushing around in your head deafen you to the statement read out

good luck