He won't be going anywhere!

First of all he's contracted to Man U until 2012, secondly Fergie fucking hates Real as they poached Beckham and our fitness coach last summer! Thirdly, Even if Real make a bid, United have got to accept it which they won't, they'll sit the ungrateful cunt in the stand!

I think he's more than capable of repeating his season next year for United and I hope he does well at the Euro's too, saying that, he aint fucking worth 300k a week! NOBODY IS!