woke up this morning look out the window clear sky, lovely thought id carry on with the painting and decorating in my living room!

first thought i fancy a sausage sandwich, i wondered into the kitchen to find my washing machine( only 6 months old, bought new when i had a complete new kitchen fitted) had leaked all over my new wood flooring! this is after a comet enginner came out yesterday after the thing kept break dancing round the kitchen(which he did manage to fix)

after hours on the phone and some arse kicking i managed to get comet out to rectify the fault!

i put the phone down and walked into my new conservatory, thought fuck me its hot in here so i walked over to the remote for the fan, switched it on opened the doors and upon walking back into the kitchen heard a creak noise from the fan, next thing i know the fan falls from the ceiling hits the wall and me and starts to wind the cable up! i shit myself i managed to turn it off cut the wires and lay the fan on the floor! looked round and see my new tv on the wall with a nasty marks all down it from the fan!!!

along with the washing machine wrecking the new flooring the fan has killed the tv and now my arm is dripping blood down my new t shirt!!!!!!

wish i never got out of bed!!!!!