I like that, has a certain arcane ring to it.

However, should any bmw/evo/scooby/etc drivers feel the need to redeem themselves I'd like to offer a helpding hand.
Think of it as a favour from me to you - drive to my house with your car and ownership docs and I shall exchange your frankly shameful vehicle for a more suitable Ford item.
Who needs BMW reliability, jap performance and Skoda..errr..german-ness when you can have a spanking new 1300HCS monster ready to desimate 'the ring'.