As we announced before, all listings on eBay.co.uk will soon need to offer PayPal as a Safe Payment method. This is so that sellers get raped for yet more fees on every item anyone buys.

Over 95% of listings on eBay.co.uk now offer PayPal. If you don’t already offer it on yours, we’d strongly recommend you sign up now. We’ll update you soon on the final deadline for the requirement to offer PayPal on your listings.

We hope you’ll support these changes. They’ll create a more profitable marketplace for us where buyers are more confident and which rewards sellers by giving their anal passages a good service with a blunt object.