Where about's in USA do you live mate? Forgive my piss taking if your partner is american etc. If not then we don't say mom here we say mum, nor do we say "ass" "soccer" and we don't have feds or swat teams we have police, armed response units and SAS.


http://dictionary.cambridge.org/defi...2517&dict=CALD


Good luck with it sounds a nutter.