Originally Posted by
tabetha
Get her phone number, then make up Businness cards that offer a "SENSUAL MASSAGE" etc, with her number on them, then place these in the phone boxes near the local prostitutes hang outs, works a treat did it to my ex!!
LOL! Thing is though, i really don't think she would be bothered by that, she would probably take them in too!
Originally Posted by
Charlie Chalk
Kick her in the cunt

Thats the first thing she would have got if she was my neighbour. I didn't want to cause any trouble for the missus folks though as they are getting on a bit. Easy targets i guess
Originally Posted by
Mr S1
Love that

you could also get some weedkiller and write CUNT on her front lawn in it. Did that few years back to some irritating wanker and lets the world know exactly what they are. Usually tend to reel their necks in after something like that.
Now that is definately do-able!