the thing is, where do you start to explain what went wrong yesterday without someone having seen the show

i seriously think i've wiped more intelegence from my sons arse than was shown last night, it was shoockingly shocking

the bloke who they had to go grovelling back to because they couldn't find a green clock?

raef asking the guy was he sure he only wanted 250 whatevers for the cow hide when the other guys were being stiched up for around 3k?

buying some pikey pottery and then sir alan (or was it nick) saying "would you buy a gucci watch from a market stall"?

the list oculd go on and on

but long donkey faced ginger bint really fucked herself up big time when she first said she didn't know what kosher menat, then said th eother lad who was with her was jewish and should have know, and then just dug herself a bigger and bigger hole

al told her she was fired and dismissed her like she was someone asking to clean his shoes in the street the look on her face was like someone had lined up all her barbie dolls and cut their heads off with a chainsaw

in the aftershow, vanessa feltz ripper her a new one but good

and the irish one, by gawd what the fuck was she thinking?!?!!?!?!?!?

she went off wihtout knowing what sh ewas supposed to get even though she had the lis tof stuff with her

my personal highlight of the show was when al said to her "you can't read can you?" and she said "yes i can" and he said 2but you couldn't read "green clock" could you"

how fucking funny was that??????????????

possibly the best bit of telly i have seen this year, and contender for show of the year, iplayer it if you haven't seen it, it's one of them shows you've got to download and own