You couldn't be more correct mate!

One day I was picking my step son up from school. Everyone parks outside the school and somedays the police attend to move cars on out of the way etc. This one day I pulled around the corner and seen the couple of coppers standing but there was still cars parked there but he clocked me driving around and I parked right at the back away from the main "busy" part but this fookin copper came staraight over to me and said he was giving me a ticket!! I lost the plot and said to him that he's only doing it because of the car etc, swearing at him etc etc........I got out my car so he radioed for help, done a PNC on the car and a check on me then said he would arrest me if I didn't get back in my car whilst he wrote out my ticket!!! A couple of more arrived on foot so I got into my car cause couldn't be arsed really as my step son had come and got into the car. I then drove away (with my roof down) shouting "Fookin Wanker!!"

Needless to say I still had to pay the fine