i'll get the ball rolling with 2 stories typical of my bad luck.

Cossie broke down on new years day, phoned the recovery serive, got picked up, hooning down the M1 80odd, as the guy liked cossies and was aspeed freak, got to dunstable, started to piss down with rain and then the rear wheel fell off of the recovery truck sending us skidding down the road with my cossie on the back i had to run back up the road trying to find the wheel nuts and we only found 3, reackon some must have fallen off on the motorway lol. took fookin hours to wait for a recovery tuck to recover the origianl recovery truck

When i picked up my RS Turbo i was towing home using a tow bar and the fooker snapped, sending the rs into the back of my laguna, I was thinking of just giving up at this point and emigrating

come on whats your stories