Ok I will go first..

many years ago (18 to be exact) where I worked my pay chits were posted home, I started getting funny messages on the envelopes I found out from my female boss that it was a girl my age from the postroom who had seen me whilst in the office I worked on site so didn't go to the office much, (I hadn't seen her close up but knew who it was)
So a blind date was set up for me by my boss, I turned up in my car to the pub and sat in the car park just after that my blind date turned up looking like a female version of adrian mole complete with her friend,her sister her younger brother and lastly her mother!!!!!
they had came along to check me out!!!
I quickly made an excuse and got the fook out of there....

steve