You can imagine how much of this we have to put up with.
I HATE selling cars, thank god we've got good salesmen as whenever I'm here I always get in rows with people
Originally Posted by
fuzzy
its all " i can get the same car on ebay for at least a grand less easy mate"
well fuck off and buy the shed on ebay and stop wasting my time

I always ask [politely] "Why are you here then?"
You get one of the following answers:
1. It was sold
To which my answer is "I have loads of cheap cars you'd have bought as well that are also sold, funny that."
Or:
2. Your one is much cleaner
3. Your one has fewer miles and better history
4. Your one is a nicer colour
THEN point out they're not comparing like for like and in fact the price isn't important as they clearly didn't want to settle for the other car as it wasn't what they wanted.
Invariably though, I haven't got time for people and tell them I don't want to sell them a car. My dad taught me that one years ago