Originally Posted by matts1

went abroad the other year, the pilot banked, landed, skidded sideways and came to a hault.

Then says every please evacuate the plain, leave you hand lugguage!!!! THEN the airhostes can't get the door open, jamped shut!!!

Agian, the voice comes - evacuate the plain immediately - PANIC!!!!!! a mass of bodies sqaushed up again the end of the plain, then finally she gets the doors open.

Shat me pants, and had to fly back home 2 weeks later.