Used to work at a place where I hated my gaffer and in turn he hated me, he used to ask me through supervisors to do O/T which was always a no unless they paid me a good amount in cash,
He then asked me face to face if I would do a weekend, told him no as I was going away for the weekend which I was,
Then low and behold, there I am in my hotel in the lakes with a wench when who turns up at the bar, my fucking gaffer, CUNT

In fairness he did get a round in