hey m8,

not bland in the slightest. just a bit messy lol

i think you may already have the desk you need !!!!!!
but its going to involve you doing a bit of diy.

trust me, it'll be easy as pie !

all you will need is a bit of 3/4 inch pine board ( laminate if needed , both can be got from b+q 4 cheap ).
next you will need a set of roller supports , for the keyboard shelf. ( also in b+q ).

that desk you have looks like solid wood. ( well i hope so for your sake, otherwise my plan for your desk is over already ).

all you need to do is sand the crap out of it.

here is a rough sketch of what i am thinking for your desk :




all you need to do is look on that website i gave you, www.elara.ie and you will find the fitting for strapping your pc to the underside of your desk. ive seen them, really simple to do.
and all you'll need to do is use some lefttover pine wood to make a shelf for your printer and mount it using those white plastic shelf thingys you'd find in a kitchen cupboard.

job done