Train and Metro to Old Trafford for 2pm, then into the Bishop Blaze for a few pints and chanting.

Wonder a few yards down the road to stop for a Fish and Chip tea from Lou Macari's awesome establishment.

Get into Old Trafford, more singing with the Stretford End faithful, then cheer my bollocks off when they announce the scousers are out the cup

Watch Arsenal get utterly bummed, mainly by Nani

Train home, then down to the local for few pints with my old man

Now THATS what you call a proper saturday