Yeah, I done stupid things in the past.... But never EVER once driven under influence of anything

"Hello Mr and Mrs XXXXX, sorry to tell you your daughter and her husband and their baby child are now dead as a result of being involved in an RTA with a DUI. But don't worry it's not all bad news. The DUI got the arse out on his Cossy and had a real great evening getting plastered and well over the limit"