4 fuckers tryd to strip search me i beat them to it i did the full monty in 5 seconds flat bent over touched my toes and pulled my cheeks awide "you aint comming near me ya fuckers"
some of you lot are seriously in the wrong job you knowing cars will understand this got pulled by an astra deisel well they followed me first i was in 270bhp rst when i noticed the blue lights i pulled in they took me to the station lil bit of green yasee when i got interviewed the bastads said theyd chased me all over my manor up kerbs over kids swerving to miss old dears comming out of bingo you get my drift in second gear if id gassed it idve been gone two pc,s looking for glory with some big jackanory works both ways aye "seeing one side of it" judge beleived the surgeons they stitched me good 4 years on the bus you can see why i hate you fucks