Originally Posted by PinkRinse

What about the "who are you kidding squeezing yourself into a far tooooo small red dress with rolls of back fat spilling out" lass who had to PAY/HIRE someone to be her date who went from "my date" to wails of "where's my boyyyyfriennnnd?" when he naffed off later in the night

What did she get though? A flat... yes a flat... jesus wept