Originally Posted by rauri
Originally Posted by focuschivvy
Originally Posted by rauri
matt-try a line of charlie,i gave some to my bird
by mistake once....bitch didnt shut up for an hour

.........how did you give your bird a line of coke by mistake?

she wasnt into that kind of stuff,just a smoke.i was at my mates wedding one night and came home hammered at 5am and thought i wid be sly and knock out a line in the kitchen then go wake her up and slip her one.....but my stealthy entry to the house wasnt as stealthy as i thought and she caught me in the act,all i could think to say in my defence to "what the fuck are you doing" was "want some?"

shes cost me a fortune since

rub it on her clit, will drive her crazy