When i was on holiday in california, we where staying at the hilton in anaheim, and where playing pool against these 2 guys for $5 a ball , there was a crowd watching intently. So after dimissing these 2 pretenders, played another 2 and beat them, as there a was a nice looking girl sitting at my table I decided to sit down.

This guy turns round and asks me "hey dude, are u with the chicago white sox" I was like who? They where staying on our floor of the hotel and i just relieved them off about $400 dollars that night and we all sat having a few beers. The guy that asked me was a die hard fan of them and i introduced him to a couplke of the players. One guy was called Timo, and another fella who was a pitcher, was from venezquela i think and was chasing anything in a skirt. one of the coaches was cool though and offered me $300 for my T-shirt, cause it read Urgent Man Needs Head lol..