Originally Posted by lardypants
pmsl at girls with a bit of meat on em
nothing wrong with the older fatter slags they appreciate it more
mate they generally HARDER to pull and then you feel dirty as soon as you come,,,, just ashamed and you KNOW your mates are gonna ripp the piss too
stick with a nice average bird who you can carry round your waist and fuck up against a wall
if you aint got the confidence to pull a good looking bird GET SOME TIPS and try again,,, always punch above your weight, not fuck about your weight
go get some confidence, if you got that ANYONE can pull i PROMISE you
and its more usefull than a bird whos gonna spend all your money on cakes and will be too lazy to do anything round the house