Don't know if this has been posted yet, but I found this little gem on Ebay today. Not mine, but if I had the money it would be. Only 9600 recorded miles. Except the seller didn't bother posting any odometer pics.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-FORD-ESCO...QQcmdZViewItem
Anyone know of any other escos with milage this low?