SPADGE, FFS,

Matt is (was) getting the cable FOC.
Since you always delight in highlighting my faults at EVERY oportunity and
as it was you who sold the monitor to him, You may send me an order for the cable
for £10 (£5 for cable + £5 p/p next day delivery).
When I receive the cheque, I will send the cable.

It is hardly my fault if you sell items that are incomplete !