Don't know mate, they are cunts!

The first Saph I looked at was a complete and utter fucking dog! I travelled to fucking staffordshire from the south coast to see it as like your man, the guy assured me it was stunning and even in the pics he sent the leather was lovely etc etc!

Needless to say when I got there the car was a fucking wreck! The cheeky little cunt had swapped the wheels back to standard 2wd wheels thinking I wouldn't notice the 17'' Imola's had gone! and the leather he sent me a picture of was from a different fucking car!

This one had a ripped interior and only had leather seats, the rest was all cloth spec, every door had a dent in it, and I swear there was only 2 useable gears in the fucking box!

The cheeky cunt then said make me an offer, he was a right fucking pikey, he'd dropped from 4k to 3k over the phone so I told him I was being generous in offering a grand and that he was lucky I didn't twat him for lying!

The bloody pikey had the cheek to call me a messer so I said fuck all to him but walked away, got in my car and drive home!

Rant over!