Ok...for the haters and people who are just here to wind me up.
The story..the TRUTH.
So i get on to Karl and he says he can do a map easy peasy..brilliant....so the cost..a Grp A fuel pump...no probs....get a map car wont run,BUT LISTEN UP THIS IS MY FIRST DAY OF OWNING A MAPPABLE ECU...and i am expected to know EVERYTHING

.....So...listen to THIS scenario..ESCPECIALLY SPOCK...what if Simon hadnt given me a proper map in the first place so i could COMPARE???Eh i wouldnt have a clue thats what....so Karl sent me another one..still the same..

THATS when i looked at the 2 maps and figured it out...not bad really as is was only my 2nd day of mapping which i was told took years to master..so a big clap to me.
THE POINT BEING WHY SHOULD I OF HAD TO ADJUST ANYTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE TO GET THE CAR RUNNING IF HE KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT S8 LIKE YOU LOT CLAIM
Unfortunately you lot winding me up..and i know its a wind up as you can blantently see my point,BUT you continue to bad mouth which makes me come back and it gets worse for Karl.

and thats to YOU lot i wont get anymore help

...He knew from day 0ne that i was going to tell my experiences..and i beleive many who arnt commenting are genuinely interested......
I can see that Karls map is far suited to my engine than Simons...if not a little TOO safe!...
I can tell you this for SURE that not many can WRITE maps from scratch as this is a masters job...but modifying base maps isnt!
PS...a special for Jim.....as you keep following me around all the time sticking your geek beak in....i will let you lick my shoes clean when we meet as i am obviously your hero!