What made me laugh is the old bird there....

You - Excuse me.....think I've thrown my car keys in the bin 20mins or so ago...

Her - Oooh you silly sausage (or words to that effect)

Then we stood and watched her empty the contents of the bin all over Maccys floor just to find your keys, then we got a brew & fooked off....

.....you could of got her one!!!! LOL!

Do ya keys smell of gerkin now??