send him off for a bottle of jet wash.or give him a bag of "contaminated oxygen" to deliver somewhere,but dont let him drive or it could explode!left handed screw driver.bolt his boots to his locker then fill them with silicon sealant.send him to get his xmas bonus from the boss!give him a note to give to the boss that says "i fucked your daughter last night".send him to get his ID 10 T (idiot) which is his ID for conflict where he has his pic taken with a respirator on!
granted a few are forces only jokes but hey!