i used to regulary fill his sandwiches with wood glue and shavings. youd think after the first time he'd check before taking a bite but he never did. we also nailed him star shaped through his sleaves and trouser legs to the hoarding around the shop we were fitting out on a main street next to a bus stop then we undid his trouser button and belt so the more he wriggled the further his trousers fell down.
we also nailed him to a work bench and went home leaving him to be found by the big boss as he was locking up for the night. the boss went mad at him for allowing himself to be nailed down.