Well, after spending thousends on medication, I STILL have a bad infection of this

, I have sierra cosworthitis and the more deadly strand of escort cosworth infection.

I even went to see a specialist in Blackpool about the Escort infection, but far from helping he has just suggested new pioneering EEC IV treatment, that is not NHS but privatly funded, and included the dreaded 4x4 gearbox upgrade and a T38 turbo....
Unfortunatly these have proved to be highly addictive, and will require a further dose of surgery in Blackpool to see if it really will work

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Some people fight thier condition and turn to japaneese herbal remedys such as the Impreza tonic or the Evo drops, but often they turn out to be nothing more than a placebo effect drug, and owners while in denial,claim they are the cure, often find themselfs a few months later ashamedly in a damp cold garage spannering the underside of thier ford, much to the disgust of thier family who thought thier addiction had been cured