I'm sorry to say, that it has recently been discovered that even with Porsche owner-ship, that your illness is completely incurable . In a recent test where another victim of this terrible disease who owned a 996 Turbo, traded it in for an even more expensive version (a 997 GT3 RS), it became apparant that he still could not control his urges to throw money at a shonky orange Ford Cosworth of the Escort variety.

Accordingly, if this level of treatment has failed to provide a cure, then obviously a mere £40k version will be like taking aspirin for a brain tumour . However, if you direct all funds to me, I will continue to research this illness to the best of my ability, as I feel close to a breakthrough, but need £40k for that sequential box, 9" rear diff and 8½ front, just to be sure .