Dell are pretty good, even though I cant get mine to connect to the internet .....

Here you go Maria ...blondes aren't always stupid:

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would notallow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.



So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I waspretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.



A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.



He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for acouple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.



When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"



(You're gonna love this.....)









She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark