Me and 2 mates (Andy and Grant ) stood in a queue in Morrison behind a woman and her daughter, next thing you know Emma a girl Andy knows walks past and says hi to him, Andy turns to me and said "She is a right horny bitch, she sucks like a dyson!" me and Grant were like , then Emma comes back walks up to the woman infront of us and said "Mum, Do we need anything else or is that the lot?" holding a pack of crisps.

All 3 of us roared with laughter and Emma's Mum was nearly in tears