When I was in college they was going to throw me out for bad behavour but I had to go in front of a panel and explain why I should be given one more chance. I had dog shit on my shoe and I could see everyone was sniffing up and I was thinking 'Don't fucking laugh'. Then one of the posh men said to me 'Could you go out and come back when you have wiped the feces off your shoe'. The word feces had me in stitches to the point where I was nearly on the floor. I couldn't stop laughing even when I went back in. They told me to come back with a mature adult and I went back with my dad a few weeks later and was nearly in tears again.

Benni.