Not so long ago i was with a mate at his brother in law (to be's) garage, fucking about with motors.

Anyway, one of them, who we didnt know, says;

"aye, my girl is off on the sick this week so i need to make sure im around for her if she needs me"

mate: "On the sick?? must be in the water, im not too well either haha!!"

the guy: "err, yeah, my girl had a mis-carriage...."

mate: "oh.. er... i never had one of those....."


I was GUTTING myself, to the point i had to turn away, seriously funny but so innapropriate as the poor fella had lost a child in effect