The only time a can seriously remember was when i was having an interview to get into a secondry school i liked,

The head teacher was chatting a load of old bollocks to my mum,
Then all of a sudden i had a little cough so i coughed away then a rip roaring fart just jumped out my arse but it was like gun fire..
BLAT...BLAT-BLAT...BLAT..BLAAAAAAAAAAAAT...

My mum went super red and the head looked at me like i was shit on her shoe and all i could do was piss myself laughing

If i remember right i got a proper clout when i got home too


Mart