Right here's one!


Had a few drain problems at the house and of course the Mrs says ''Get it sorted please''

So I go out, rod the fucking drains, and for an hour its still fucking all backed up!

So I gave a mate a call and he says ''Mate just use some Caustic Soda and that will shift it''

So off me pops down the local DIY place and after a quick look round got the stuff, paid and fucked off home.

Get home and do the sensible thing and read the instructions.

I lobbed it down the bog and got a very good result with a bit more applied rodding aswell.

Well the amount of times I flushed the bog its kind spits water on the seat and due to my unknowing the strength of this Caustic stuff I thought fuck all of it. During this phase the Mrs had come home and was pleased to hear the problem had been sorted


So off she goes to use it and all I hear is a quick yelp!

''You cunt that fucking stuff has burnt my arse!''

''FFS couldn't you have cleaned up and wiped the seat''


All I could do is laugh when she pulled her trousers down and shown me the burnt bits