When I was going through my training ( Im RAF ) I was stood by my bed one morning, and we all had to be ready for a certain time, 7am I think... anyway

this one guy "sloth" was far from ready, still putting his socks on, stood up falling about like a complete cunt.. anyway, no one now wanted to help him, even though we tried.. We didnt want to get in the shit for not being stood by the beds.. Corpral walks in and see's this mess lumbering around like a prize cock, Ive started to giggle, the guy in front has stared to giggle, the guy opposite him next to us has started to laugh.. it was just getting worse... stood there, with this jumped up Cpl, shouting his head off, and there me laughing out LOUD, looking away... Man I got in the shit, but was a fucking funny moment.... had loads like it


another was, I got in the shit and had to go stand up in front of the boss and get a bollocking!

So I get marched in, I stand in front of the boss.. I look down to him, and he starts waffling at how bad I been bla bla bla .... Anyway, my eyes stray away and I start to look above his head


he shouts " LOOK AT ME WHEN YOUR BEING SPOKEN TO!"

So I look at him and he then says " DONT EYE BALL ME BOY!"

Im thinking "WTF you just said look at you?!"

So then I get the giggles.. and my lip starts to move and now Im thinking " FUCK, Dont laugh you cunt, dont laugh... keep quiet, just a few more minutes!"


I got loads, but that'll do for now