oh i forgot to mention ive been told off alot for replying to confused mechanics who answer me in a strange tone

" are you sure,,,, you aint lying to uncle ginge are you,,,,,,, go on sweetie,,,,, this time actually OPEN the bonnet,,,, check the actual part and tell me if its fuel injected or has a carb fitted to it "

oh and the WORST bloke i had was a land rover,,,,, the bloke wasnt sure if it was a DIESEL OR FUCKING PETROL

i asked him to check,,,,, he says "oh ok" and it goes quiet for about 10 mins,,,, then i hear him cough so i ask "pal,,, you still there",,,,,, he replys yeah

so i ask, "well diesel or petrol"

hes reply,,,,, "OH YOU WANT ME TO GO AND CHECK"

NO MATE,,,,, I MENT IM GONNA DRIVE TO FUCKING BEDFORD AND OPEN THE BONNET OF THE CAR 10 FEET INFRONT OF YOU THEN DRIVE BACK TO LONDON AND TELL YOU ITS FUCKING DIESEL

seriously i had that happen,,,,, the bloke ACTUALLY though i ment I was gonna check for him hence HIM holding for me

he couldnt tell me how i was gonna tell him but he thought i was gonna check and tell him