alex you think you had it bad,,,,,,, i sell pattern parts to back street garages but i have to deal with the factors who order them for the garages and no cunt speaks a word of english

its me who has to work out why it dont fucking fit then send them something that will work

trust me its not easy when you are working with PROPER cowboys and people who order parts for cars not even knowing how to tell if its 8v or 16v

i ALSO have to deal with the problems from quickfit as we supply them fucking exhausts,,,,, they dont even listen to a fucking word you say,,, they just wait for a gap in conversation and reply with anything they can think of

example

me: mate is it a 8v or 16v engine

dumb fuck kwick fit cunt: yes its a renualt clio 3 door

ME: thats nice,, is it 8v or 16v

cunt: its a petrol

me: mate,, IT IS A 8 VALVE ENGINE OR A 16VALE FUCKING ENGINE

cunt: the registration is LD53LZD

ME; mate can you hear any fucking thing im telling you

cunt: its a renault clio on a 52 plate,,, the exhaust is not fitting can i have the right one please and stop wasting my time, im a busy man

ME: CAN________ YOU________ TELLLLLL ________ ME_______ HOW_)____ MANY______ VALVES___________

cunt: im sorry,,,, i cant tell you how many valves as the car is in the air,, i just need a exhaust that fits,,, how hard can it be, just send me one


me: MATE WE HAVE<<<<<< THIS IS WHY I AM TALKING TO YOU AS TH ONE WE SENT IS WRONG

cunt: yes just send me a exhaust, for a renault clio,, hold on ill get the manager,,,,,

manager: i need a exhaust for a renult megane scenic,,,

me: WTF,,,,, what car are you working on

manager: its deffo a renault,,,, or some sort,, just send me a exhaust and stop bothering us,,,,, we have things to do here

me: can i speak to someone there that is not working there with a green card please,,,,, i need a person who can understand english aswell as speak the fucking language,,,,,, i go home at 5 and i wanna see my child grow up

manager: i dont like you tone,, i wanna speak to you manager

ME:,,,,,,,,,, transfering you now,,,,,,, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

then i get the next call like that