We always slate the plod so I thought it only fair to show the flip side of our boys in blue.

Was coming home with her indoors on Friday after a meal out with the inlaws, A car shot up behind me and sat on my bumper. I adjusted the mirror but was a bit dazzled and couldn't see what it was. Being the mature adult I am (or not ) I dropped to 2nd and brought it on boost and took off. Then the fairy lights came on complete with woo woo's

I got out the car and held my hands up as in all fairness I did ask for the tug. Coppers started a bit arsey but I stated my case as best I could. After checking the car was insured and everything was above board I spent the next 10 minutes chatting about RS's before being waved on my way without even a producer.

Got more of a bollocking off the wife

They're not all arseholes and these two were good as gold