foook letting anyone wonder round your house when your not there

i know a bloke who used to take a pair of knickers as a souvenir from every house he did work in,

if the customer was a complainer it got much worse.....

toothbrushes up their rse

bottles of mouthwash half emptied then topped up with piss (listerpish they called it)

and his partner cracked one off into a chicken in the fridge of a particularly difficult customer