me to mate i had a lad come to the door the other week as i now live in a nice area and renting qiuet a big house he thought obviously i was a snob

came strolling up the drive cap hood scalf big black sports bag pn seeing him comming the words crack head burglar sprang to mind

i was waiting for the knock on the door my mate gee 6ft 7 hooligan was with me avin a brew we were just off to the shops or the pub well opens the door to see him startled "eeer dya want any shammy leathers"

i did door knocking myself so know that 1 "no and just coz i live here dont think im a rich fooker" he then goes have you got a fag

fookin trademark of a crack head that "HELL NO" anyway walks out the gate with him and carry on up the road we walk past bus stop outside my house and this dirty stinkin skinny blonde with black rings sat thier with mobe i hand me and gee looked at each other as you do wen sumat dawns looks round to see the dude stop and start chatting to the hoe she was obviously his look out fuckin scum bags the fedz pulled up as we stood watching em outside my house and picked em up i think i was lucky i was in tbh