ooo its me (in the white coat lol)

Jim's chat up line's were terrible....

Me: got a spare fag?
Jim: only if you come back to my tent, its cold on my own
Me: No, ta I just want a fag
Jim: ohhh but I have a cossie
Me: I dont give a shit, & its not a proper cossie lmao

Then, later on when I was mashed
'wanna come back to my tent for a shag?'