what the hell is wrong with max power?

I plan to get the cover as soon as I have glued my spoiler on, put the flashing whirly lights I nicked off the helter skelter at the fair and given my nova SR buckets a retrim in burberry.

AND with my dumpvalve-a-tec [it SOUNDS like a turbo, without the NEED for a turbo ] I should get at least 400 bhp.