Chop, you are bloody miles away! Just look around for one, the newer the better (get a 90- one and they have better back lights and front bumper) and just check the usuals!! I'll have a proper chat with you about it at some point if you want with what to check..

Newts.. I don't have a chance against Martin's Metro (neither do many Cossie's in its new guise) or Seans Beemer for that matter

Can still have almost as much fun though!