Oh nice.

We called one of the Gardeners over who took one look at it and said, I imagine, the Arabic version of 'Fuck that', so he went and got one of the Maid's (they are all blokes over there) who came over, took one look and uttered the same kind of thing.

He then called his boss from our room phone and after a few minutes on the phone, he cut open an empty bottle and caught it in there and took it away. Fucking hero, no way would I have gone near that.

Everyone we spoke to in the complex was shocked and the staff couldn't believe it.

That said, our hotel was practically in the middle of the desert.

Thank god it fell in the Jacuzzi. Doesn't bear thinking about had it found it's way into the Suite.

Especially if it was what you say .